Oh, a couple of years at a Hilton and a few barbies under my belt. I have never messed up a BBQ but did:
Trip up Prince Philip…
Made 3 nuns drink 10 oz of ketchup each…insisting it was tomato juice (well bulk tomato juce cans and bulk tomato sauce cans DO look very alike).
Covered a lady head to toe in whipped cream when the cream fountain jammed on while making an irish coffee…
Spilt gravy on a state leaders head…
Caught a Miss Universe entrant “at it” in a closet…
Got abused by Elton John cos the Royal Suite didn’t have gold spoons…
Passed up a date with Stevie Nicks (no one told me she wanted to go out to see the sights, still kicking myself over that)…
Got free tickets to a Kiss concert for giving back the photo I got of them all without makeup (that wasn’t exactly voluntary as their security guy said tickets or lose your head, back in the days when their identity was still a mystery). Gene Simmons’ tongue IS that long as a bevy of centrefolds will attest (didn’t get those pics)…
So, we all make little stuffups now and then.
