Only new affs?
I got all excited and as such I feel I’m at least owed some scantily clothed photos of Renee sent to my private address.
You know I don’t want to pressure her but the shock of disappointment of not getting the pictures added to that original disappointment of finding out the promo is only for new affs … could result in serious health matters for an old guy like me.

……ps. thought I was pretty smart with that one until I started to hit the submit button and I realized what Renee was going to come back with: something to the effect that those kind of pictures would be too much on the opposite end of the disappointment scale, for an old guy like me to handle and I’m better off being disappointed. Okay maybe I deserved that.
which reminds me of a favorite quote by Billy Bob Thornton in Bedroom Bandits: (this might not be exact) “the worst thing about being smart is you never get surprised. You pretty much know what’s gonna happen next”.
well I’m not very smart but I saw that one coming. 
*you’re so much fun to have fun with Renee.