Why aren’t Mothers Day and Father’s Day celebrated on the same day, something smells fishy here
How about a little Father’s Day preview
I gave you life, and i’ll take it away from u.
I can teach you things, but u’d better learn fast.
I can give you directions, and u’d better go where i tell u.
I can allow you freedom, and take it away if u don’t respect it.
I can offer you advice, and kick your ass if u don’t follow it.
“I can advise you about sex, but I cannot keep you pure.” – WTF, try harder mom, this line from above troubled me for some reason
What if TV’s Judge Judy was your mom, i think it might go something like this
I gave you life, and if i find someone i like better i’ll breed u out of this world.
I can teach you things, but who the hell is gonna teach me.
I can give you directions, but you’ll get lost anyway.
I can allow you freedom, but i don’t think that i will.
I can offer you advice, but if u ever need my advice you’re already in big trouble.
:rasta: