I do agree, there’s absolutely no EV in this.
But it’s an interesting anthropological study, I really believe Nick is one of a kind. It’s fascinating to watch. Although I do keep wondering if someone is suddenly going to jump out and shout “Candid camera” and reveal this was all a huge windup. I hope they do actually, that would be a lot less scary than believing that Nick really is like this.
But assuming that doesn’t happen, I do worry that someone might look at nick’s post count and think perhaps he’s got a point in this argument. That would be doing a grave dis-service to your readers.
Not that there’s much more that can be added now. I take it Michael won’t get the other Michael to post here 
That’s a shame, it would have been amusing.