Greek brought back some painful memories for me…
In high school i played football, and at the beginning of the season we were given our uniforms, white pants, white socks, red jersey…after the first game i threw everything in the washer and added my red Coors baseball cap…why would i think there would be a problem…my pants, socks, and bandana all came out pink…i played the entire season in pink football tights, and even kept the pink banadana on for color coordination, i was pretty easy to spot on the field
So today i go back to my mechanic, he fixes the high pitch buzzing noise by disconnecting my stereo
Now i got to get an emmission test, but i got a crack in my exhaust pipe, and buddy won’t do it(emmission test guy), so i go get an estimate, $200, wtf are u kiddin me, i’m not replacing every pipe in my car…so i head off to Home Depot and grab some aluminum tape and go back to my mechanic and start taping the pipes on my car, but we run out of tape, so we finished it off with duct tape, and i go back to emmission guy, i got 10 minutes at the most until the tape burns through…i convince emmission guy everything is fine, its special exhaust tape, brand new product, just came out, better than metal pipe, blah, blah, blah
Buddy goes for it, the test begins, everything is green, pass, pass, pass, then after 10 minutes of testing, their computer breaks down, total shut down, and i’m f#%d again
So i get out of there, now my tape is burned through, and my car is sounding like a tractor, so i go back to Home Depot and buy some more tape
And decide to call it a day, i got a splitting headache, its 35 degrees celsius(like 1 million degrees fahrenheit)outside and im covered in sweat
That is my day so far
I’m gonna regather my wits and head back to that wholesale warehouse, hopefully they are operational today
And i still haven’t eaten anything, which i’m sure will be another adventure
So i keep doing the same thing over and over again, and nothing changes, like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day
Very irritating