Lol! Good ol’ Jackson family sure know how to get the publicity. I’ve never seen so much fuss over a boob.
This guy goes into a grocery store, and asks a young man working there for half a head of cabbage.
The clerk, annoyed, didn’t know what do to – half a head of cabbage – so he goes to the back and says to his boss “there’s an asshole here who wants half a head of cabbage….”
He turns around and finds the man right behind him, listening in.
Recovering quickly he says “and this gentleman would like the other half!”
Impressed, the man says “You are a real quick thinker, I like that. I’m opening a new store up in Canada and would like you to apply to be the manager!”
“god, no, I don’t want to move to Canada. Nothing there but hockey players and whores.”
“My Wife’s from Canada!”
“What position does she play?”