I like to Wish All The Mom’s In The World A Happy Mother’s Day

hehe, in my country as I remember Mom’s day is in October. Happy Mom’s day to all mothers of the world and to my mother especially:bigsmile:

Why aren’t Mothers Day and Father’s Day celebrated on the same day, something smells fishy here

How about a little Father’s Day preview

I gave you life, and i’ll take it away from u.
I can teach you things, but u’d better learn fast.
I can give you directions, and u’d better go where i tell u.
I can allow you freedom, and take it away if u don’t respect it.
I can offer you advice, and kick your ass if u don’t follow it.

“I can advise you about sex, but I cannot keep you pure.” – WTF, try harder mom, this line from above troubled me for some reason

What if TV’s Judge Judy was your mom, i think it might go something like this

I gave you life, and if i find someone i like better i’ll breed u out of this world.
I can teach you things, but who the hell is gonna teach me.
I can give you directions, but you’ll get lost anyway.
I can allow you freedom, but i don’t think that i will.
I can offer you advice, but if u ever need my advice you’re already in big trouble.

:rasta: