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1. DANCING is the only way, and not necessarily talking about jumping with music in the background.
2. Inspiration by beauty creates wisdom, inspiration by MONEY and MATERIALISM creates slavery.
3. Make nasty JOKES not war. (see 14, 27)
4. There is nothing more ugly than the truth. (see 12, 17, 22)
5. There are two types of people: ones who say nasty things and do nothing, and ones who do nasty things and say nothing.
6. If you allow FEAR to tell you what to do it will always be there to tell you what to do. skubi dubi dubi du.
7. Never worry about loosing a bad FRIEND, instead of a bad friend that you throw a good one will come.
8. Do something bad and people will FORGIVE you but do nothing bad and nobody will forgive you.
9. ANGER connects people, so connect people!
10. Past PRIDE can be future SHAME.
11. RACISM is a hidden stigma, unjustified accusation of a man in being racist is no better than unjustified accusation of a Hebrew man in being cheap nor unjustified accusation of a Gypsy in being a thief.
12. HUMOR and ART are pretty ways to say the ugly truth. (see 4, 17, 22)
13. RIP offs are not the ones who steal your money, she is the one who steals your heart.
14. the second most important thing in a BATTLE strategy is to transform into your enemy. the most important is to transform back. (see 3, 27)
15. extreme HONESTY is the best policy, all the rest is just fish food.
16. sam pipol korect spelin misteiks of aders and by dis kolekt honer zet iz given tu dem bay zemself.
17. a LIE on the way to the TRUTH is a lie on the way to a lie. (see 4, 12, 22)
18. 7 is the LUCKY number other lucky numbers are human fictional INVENTIONS.
19. CHARITY and good for others is something that one does for himself and for himself only. so do some charity for yourself! it will also make you feel good.
20. one fights others using one’s GUILT. (see 23)
21. dude do not do what’a do. skubi dubi dubi do
22. only one can say all truth, this one is god himself. others too may say no lies, but outcome of this death. (see 4, 12, 17)
23. one want’s to HELP or HURT oneself only. (see 20)
24. PARENTS are the ones who know best what’s best for their kids, and not good people who only try to help. (see 23)
25. EVERY attempt is a success.
26. there are two types of people: ones who love ANIMALS, and ones who have humans as pets.
27. every WAR started by a WOMAN and ended by a MAN (see 14, 27).
28. copy to compete and hide a failure, inspiration by a fish reveals SUCCESS.
29. promises are created by lack of luck.
30. positive feelings stimulate positive outcome and vice versa.
31. the answer to fish sauce is “yes”, the answer to meat sauce is “no”.
32. your house is a grave with your name on it.
33. cowards are ok (see 22)
34. marriage is a contract that its last line is “and now I’m going to get fat and there is nothing that you can do about it.”
35. misery is the gift of identifying friends.
36. every exception has an exception.
:shots:

The bored fish was living near the house of the pigs, that were a happy pig family and were dealing with special “services”.

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mama pig was taking care of papa pig and papa pig was taking care of his friend-pigs.

but the pigs were naughty naughty naughty… they stole from the fish lots of things… and also from many other fishes.

But the pigs had a happy family.
at morning they woke up and had breakfast.
at around 10 o’clock, brunch (with cookies of course)
at noon they had lunch with delicious home made pig Colette’s and yellow cheese.
at the evening they had dinner, and at night time before going to sleep, they had a snack of delicious warm rusted duck, stuffed with peanut butter, blue cheese and yogurt.

…and in the middle of the night… they did some things… only the two of them and naked… but these things are NOT to be mentioned in this story! (for obvious reason that is not to turn this story into a horror story!)

:kidding::kidding:

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fish quote: #27. every WAR started by a WOMAN and ended by a MAN (see 14, 27).

fish quate #11. RACISM is a hidden stigma, unjustified accusation of a man in being racist is no better than unjustified accusation of a Hebrew man in being cheap nor unjustified accusation of a Gypsy in being a thief.

first successful attempt of jumping pigs to hide themselves was like this: calling a GERMAN company who is the hardware provider of the hosted web site, this company took down the web site including web sites of many other businesses who had nothing to do with it and had to suffer do to one joker
(before their successful attempt b.t.w they tried many many other ways which failed, the ways were related to non-German companies)

cut and paste from email (never mind from who…) “Every minute of downtime is huge problem for about 90 systems we host, including sales operations and business systems. I am sorry, but your site is currently our less problem“

Reason 1:
in “civilized” German language: “it’s not appropriate, and violates our terms”. (so outcome is to take down web sites of 90 businesses in order to show ‘civilized” pig power.

Reason #2:
Racism is a hidden stigma

another pig on the wings

name of the pig (one of the largest hardware provider in the EU) “???”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRWTg61W24