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    Default True Confessions-Most Embarrassing Moment Contest



    We have all had times in our lives where we have made asses out of ourselves, stuck our foot in our mouths or have been so embarrassed that we wanted to crawl in a hole and hide for the rest of our lives.

    Now is the time to have some fun with those stories and possibly win something in return.

    Contest will run from now Until Friday May 16th.
    On the 16th a poll will be put up allowing all CAP members to vote on their favorite stories.

    Top 3 stories will win $25.00 accounts at any CanAffco Merchant Site.

    With every contest there are always rules, but let’s keep the rules simple here! Any story that involves anything or anyone industry related must omit names and companies from their stories. Simple enough?

    Only entries posted in the CanAffco section of the boards will qualify so don't post anywhere else!

    Stories can include anything professional or personal. So let’s hear them everyone and let’s have some fun.

    To start this contest off I will post one of my most embarrassing stories!
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    As Promised! Here is one of my stories!!

    Kids Say The Funniest Things:

    It was Christmas time, my son was about 4, and we were in Walmart. Very crowded at Christmas time you couldn’t even move there were so many people everywhere.

    I had taken my son to shop for his father, grandparents and sister for Christmas. We were in the toy isle, and there were literally probably 40 people around us elbow to elbow. We were making general conversation and I asked him what he wanted for Christmas.

    Below is the conversation that took place. Please keep in mind this is a 4 year old who doesn’t know how to speak in a normal tone so this entire conversation was him talking at the top of his voice practically screaming.

    Son: Well mom I don’t know what I want for Christmas but I think that I need a new wee-wee.

    People around giggling

    Me: Um son, can you please keep it down! We can talk about this in the car.

    Son: But mom really I need a new wee-wee.
    (picture him yelling almost crying here)

    Me: Okay son why do you think that you need a new wee wee (whispering as quietly as I can)

    Son: Because when I play with it, it gets BIG.

    Me: Trying so hard not to laugh and run out of the store, I say to him “Son, you don’t need a new wee wee, that is normal really your wee wee is fine, but let’s talk about this when we get home, and I’ll have your dad explain it better to you.

    Son: With the most amazed shock look, he says as loud as he can “MOM YOU MEAN DADDY PLAYS WITH HIS WEE WEE TOO”

    Now at this time I turned about 500 shades of red, and everyone within 2 isles on either side of us had come to our isle to see who had said this, and literally everyone was laughing so hard.

    I was able to distract him, with a toy as people laughed around us for at least the next 15 minutes.

    I make my way eventually to the check out isle and as I’m standing in line the lady in front of us says to her husband. “There’s that kid I told you about” And they both looked at me and him and busted out laughing.
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    Ok, so I"m standing at the altar with my first wife, with all the family and friends looking on and we get to the part where we exchange rings and I realize ....... I don't have it, I left it at home!
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    Wow thats a tough act to follow Michelle. Let me give this some thought and see if I can remember one of similar magnitude.
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    Hey, it doesnt have to be better or worse, I just wanna hear some funny stuff! Could have even happened to someone else and you were just there! LOL
    And the good news is mine won't be judged!! So everyone has a chance here.
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    ok, you asked for it, and i don't think anyone is going to be able to top this!..lol....please don't look at me differently after reading this ! lollll

    at 17 and still a virgin, i went out with a nice enough guy and had a couple of drinks, and got tipsy, lol...went back to his parents place where he had the basement as his little pad.

    i had decided earlier that this was going to be "the night"...so things move along nicely, and i am nervous as hell, scared, a little drunk,...but mostly scared.

    He does not know i am still a virgin, so being slow was not on the menu! lol...anyway, during the event, i was so scared....i pooped myself! lollllllllll

    and he didn't even know it!!!!!....i was soooooo embarresed, i ran to the bathroom, and cleaned up...and ran home!

    lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    Top that embarrising moment...hope i didn't gross anyone out?? lolllllllllll


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    Trips,
    That is fantastic! You know I know embarrassing things happen, but years later when we can laugh about them, and share them with eachother is what makes it all worth it. Thank you for sharing that with us!! That will be a true confession hard to beat. LOL!
    You know sometime I'll share another story with you!
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    Well thats the first time someone said "thanks for sharing that with us"

    LMAOOOOOO

    I told Bonusstreak about it a couple of years ago, and she still isn't over it!

    LMAOOOOOOO
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    Triple....wow.

    Just....wow.

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    Default Reminder to never show the finger again

    When I was about 14 at High School we had a 3 storey building and on the top floor was a bunch of guys who used to stand there at every lunch break and whenever I used to cross the quad they used to wolf whistle and shout suggestive comments to me. Being young and easily embarressed - I used to try and avoid this particular route.
    However, one day I was walking with a friend and sure enough the wolf whistles started, so feeling brave, because I had my friend with me - I looked up and gave them "the finger" - but I did it with such force that my finger went into my eye and my contact lense popped out - so there I was crawling around on the floor amidst loud guffaws of laughter coming from the top floor.
    Needless to say - I never ever walked that route again!!!
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