HOME INVASION SAFETY TIP -- Could save your life!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside
your home or someone trying to get into your house, just press the panic
button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will
continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Makes sense to

This just may save your life!

Joke For The Day

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right
side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant
traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is what
appears to be a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake
it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous

Think about it...

If you do not know, see answer below.

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!